Here is where I discuss many important questions that you face in your everyday life. Many of these will come in very much handy, especially to use in arguments. For the record, I always win! :o) (ok usually.) But I'm not an alien!
What exactly is a Minkey Boodle?
Here is a question I've come into contact with many, many times. What IS a Minkey Boodle? Well for starters, I first came in contact with Minkey Boodle at my friend Becca's. Have you ever seen the show Space Ghost? If so, then you'll understand this much easier. There was an episode with Brak, Space Ghost and Zorak... anyway, they start singing about a minkey boodle!
I've got a doodle in my noodle and it's name is Minky Boodle! I imediately fell in love with this phrase. Since then, my name has offically been declared Minkey Boodle. I have even had actual MAIL (not email) sent to this name!
What are the Purple Monkeys?
The Purple Monkeys are evil. They come in when you least expect them and steal your soul (and other personal posessions)! Beware of the purple monkeys. You can't see them, but they're there. Just recently my French workbook was declared MIA. This happened when a very important assignment was due from that book! Yes, it is nowhere to be found. My roomate and I tore apart my room only to find this message:
"If you ever want to see your book again, you must deliver the Green Armadillo."
I've never met the Green Armadillo. But I assume he's the leader of their arch rivals.
Have you ever been declared clinically insane?
Not recently, but they're still trying.
