Beware of the Purple Monkeys

And other types of evil

Hey Hey, I just figured since everyone else was making a web page, why should i deny the world of one from me! :o)
So anyways, here you go. You will find various content on this page that will make you wonder if there is intelligent life. Well, i'll just clear that up right now. NO.

Just a few stuffs... About Me
Hey, by your powers of deduction, you must have realized that this page is in fact, about me and my life.. Good job. I'm very impressed.

To start, here's some stuff about me...


I guess you could call me a free-lance artist? I'm currently working on drawings and stuff for my mom and her friends to sell at greyhound gatherings. Apparently they think it will work out pretty good. We'll see what happens... but until then, i have a couple pics for sale on EBAY and we'll just have to see where that takes us. :o)


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I was at Purdue University for my freshman year of college and part of my 1st semester of my sophomore year, then transfered to IUSOB... but due to certain things, i cannot go back to school for a while.


The picture on the right is actually my final project from my freshman design class. It's kinda funky, but I like it so deal. It's supposed to be an expression of my first semester. :o)

Being a fine arts major does not make me a complete freak. Only a little. I plan on working for Disney eventually so most of my time is sucked up by drawing my cartoons of "The Misfits" Which i'll have some pics of them up sometime later. Since Disney has such high standards, the majority of my time is spent improving my pathetically anal portfolio, displaying abe lincoln's head, and talking to all my wonderous people online :o).

Of course my current occupation has absolutely nothing to do with my future. I've been a kennel boy, master of the custodial arts, a kitchen bitch and last but not least, retail hell.

clothes and such
Recently i've been working on my "clothing line" Purple Monkey Seduction. A friend of mine from work wants me to make her prom dress... EEK!!! she wants a copy of the versace J-lo dress.. that should be interesting.


Click here if you REALLY want to email me!
Rtfv027@aol.com

A Little about "The Misfits"
"The Misfits" is a cartoon I created in high school. It's mainly about the MIS-adventures of a group of very odd teenagers. Not to mention any names. So far I have 3 episodes:
"Magical Lake"- Starring Matta. This is obviously from the Magical Lake, which if you don't know what that is, it's a lake up in Michigan where we used to go and hang out and stuff. There were interesting goings-on up there.

"The Case of the Evil Educators"- Starring me and steph. This is actually the only COMPLETE episode. what i mean by complete is colored, neatly crafted, and ohhh has a cover. This is based on a true story of when Steph and I went to Vermont and were considered to be "Losers" by the Bible as Lit. teacher. Doesn't that make sense?

"AHH PUT HER OUT!"- Starring everybody. This is the very first episode of "The Misfits" It is taken from a story of Christie's birthday party where she would repeatedly light herself on fire. By the title, you can pretty much guess what this is about.

Since i've met new people recently, the Misfits group has grown a little. Along with the main characters: Steph, Rachel, Andrew, Matta, Derek, Lynn, Christie, Chalie, Scott and Kelly
I've added a few: Sean, Eugene and Sarah
They don't have their own episode yet, but i'm currently working on Sean's "Life as Brittany" Which should come out sometime soon.

The picture you see on the right is actually one of the Misfits. Can you guess who? If you don't know me then it could be difficult, but if you do i'll smack you if you get it wrong.



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